3 easy steps to embarrass yourself in front of your dry cleaner. 1) Walk in and sheepishly ask “I forgot whether I recently dropped shirts off and I don’t have a receipt either. Could you check?” 2) Dry cleaner finds shirts. About to pay. Paper has a cryptic note on it, says “also check “. 3) “Are these other shirts your’s too? They have been here for a looong time…” Oops. Grateful that date on paper slip was unreadable.